AUTHOR: VTMiller TITLE: This just in from a WebInfarmation.com Fan DATE: 8/11/2005 09:50:00 PM ----- BODY:
The wrote...
You have a riveting web log and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
 
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

Please remember to never  restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,  a season for every activity
under heaven...
A time to be  born and a time to die.
A time to plant and a time to  harvest.
A time to kill and a time to heal.
A time to  tear down and a time to rebuild.
A time to cry and a time to laugh.
A time to grieve and a time to dance 
A time to scatter stones and a time to gather stones  
A time to embrace and a  time to turn away.
A time to search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to throw away.
A time to tear  and a time to mend.
A time to be quiet and a time to speak up. 
A time to love and a time to hate.
A time for war and a time for peace.

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

Great Humor
Great Thought
CyberHumor, CyberThought
CyberRiddles for your divertissement!!!
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